All We Need Is Love (and an order of frog's legs)

In our last episode, David Cook and Lee DeWyze were comparing album covers over breakfast when they were interrupted by the Ghost of Albums Past, dressed as a cougar (well, as a tiger, since that’s what the costume shop had). She insisted on taking them -- along with Cook’s lead guitarist, Neal Tiemann, and a basilisk that snuck into DeWyze’s laundry -- on an educational and morally improving journey through time and space. Unfortunately, the actual travel requires singing the works of Journey.

Cook and DeWyze: Hooooooooping YEW’ll see what your LUV means to me--

Tiemann: Ouch. It’s crowded here.

DeWyze: There’s a swami next to me.

Cook: [sings] Way down upon the Swami River, far, far away--

Tiemann: Would the Swami River be the Ganges?

Cook: Yes.

DeWyze: Where’d the cougar go?

Cook: She’s probably in the crowd somewhere.

DeWyze: I don’t think so. I see Karl Marx, Lenny Bruce, Mae West--

Cook: Hubba.

DeWyze: Sigmund Freud, Marlon Brando, Marilyn Monroe--

Cook: Hubba hubba. Hubba.

DeWyze: Two more swamis... swamu?

Tiemann: Swamiami.

Cook: I think I know where we are. It’s the photoshoot for the Beatles’ Sergeant Pepper album.

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