More fun than a barrel of Monkees

In our last episode, Neal Tiemann believed he'd figured out how to reach whatever destination the guys wanted. His intended destination was not a red GTO convertible driven by a Monkee in a tuke.

Mike Nesmith [singing]: But we're too busy singing to put anybody down.

Cook and Nesmith [singing]: We're only trying to be friendly. Come and watch us sing and play--

Tiemann: We're f**ked.

Nesmith parks in front of a large, slab-like building labeled Montgomery Ward. He untangles himself from the driver's seat. The guys pile out and line up next to the car. Nesmith walks in front of them like a general reviewing troops.

Nesmith: Now here's the plan. Mickey, you take Peter and head straight for men's shirts. Don't let Peter wander off to watch television. Davy and I... Davy?

Cook: Yes?

Nesmith: You're not Davy.

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