Do You Know the Way to Nokia?

It's breakfast time in the Cook household. David Cook is attempting to decide whether he wants chocolate pancakes with peanut butter chips or peanut butter pancakes with chocolate chips, weighing the gratification of having both against what his trainer will say. Younger brother Andrew has given up waiting and is eating Lucky Charms while reading Variety. Guitarist Neal Tiemann isn't up yet, as it is hours before noon. Both dogs and the basilisk have their snouts in their bowls.

Cook's cell phone plays the American Idol theme song.

Cook: There's only one person who gets that ring tone.

ACook: The blond chick at the party the other night?

Cook: No. Ken Warwick.

ACook: Holy borefest, Batman! Is he asking you to come save Idol by singing every week?

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