Sing a Little Song, Do a Little Dance, Get Down Tonight!

Before the break, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift were glowering in the bottom two. After commercials for Ford, Coke, Denny's, and an exciting new development in adult incontinence products, we're back! This is American Idol: Superstars Edition.

Ryan Seacrest: Who did America reject--

David Cook: That's "whom," Ryan.

Ryan: What?

Cook: Not "who did America reject?" Whom did America reject? Not that America's really rejected either, since Taylor Swift's last album sold over a million copies in its opening week and ended the year triple-platinum, while Lady Gaga has sold over 15 million albums and 51 million singles.

Seacrest: You're just full of information tonight, Dave, aren't you?

Cook: Yup.

Katharine McPhee [hisses to Cook]: What are you doing?

Cook: It's simple. Just turn the sentence around so whoever-it-is moves to the normal spot at the end. You wouldn't say "America rejected she"--

McPhee: Not that! Baiting Ryan.

Lee DeWyze [under his breath, to both McPhee and Cook]: He's vicious when roused.

Cook: Good clean, family fun. [to Seacrest] You were saying, sir?

Seacrest: Which of these fine, high-selling blonde songstresses did America send home tonight? Find out--

Kanye West: Imma let you finish, but if you say "after the break," Imma break yo face.
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