Down, down, down and the flames went higher

Previously, David Cook, Lee DeWyze, Adam Lambert, Ke$ha, and the Followills' neglected Rock Cred discovered that the sixth circle of hell is an Escher-like city of inversions and mirrors... also that the city contains three giant alter-egos of David Cook.

Ke$ha: Is it my imagination, or are all three of them headed toward us?

Cook: Run!

DeWyze: Which way?

He runs. They all run. The city twists in on itself; they skid around a corner and right into the path of a Cook alter-ego in a pink flannel shirt.

Cook: Some other way!

Lambert [running]: Wasn't that the shirt you wore for our Little Lies performance?

Cook [running faster and skidding around a pole]: Maybe.

Lambert: Great color on you.

DeWyze: Oh shit!

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