Just Take My Hand, Take a Stand

Previously, David Cook, Lee DeWyze, Adam Lambert, Ke$ha, and the Followills' neglected rock cred had discovered that the ninth circle does, in fact, contain ultimate evil.

The figure chained in the center of the fountain is wreathed in vile yellow mist. Even partly obscured, he seems vaguely familiar.

Lambert: Ken Warwick?

DeWyze: Now this is a scene I can get behind.

Cook: I didn't realize refusing to try clearing new songs was a mortal sin. Wow.

Followills' Rock Cred: The ninth circle's for treachery.

In the distance behind our heroes, a growly male voice can be heard singing a ballad.

Voice [sings]: Strumming their pain with my fingers, singing their life with my words, killing them softly--

Second Voice [sings]: You're a child, crayon in hand, and you're out of line again, and all your colors are untrue--( Read more... )