With Sadness in My Heart and Joy in My Mind

Previously, David Cook, Lee DeWyze, Adam Lambert, Ke$ha, and the Followills' neglected Rock Cred had penetrated to the eighth circle of hell, where they discovered that the Giant Cook Baby has a true foodie's appreciation of organ meats.

Giant Cook Baby: You're also too delicate to survive without this!

It yanks out Cook's liver and dangles it in the air above their heads.

GCB: Yummy!

Ke$ha: Ew! That's offal.

Cook: Can't we work out a compromise?

Lambert: I think the moment for that was before you started arguing with it.

Cook [to Lambert]: Like you were the soul of tact with yours--

Lambert: My alter-ego worked on the theory of 'rip first, ask later.'

DeWyze: So do our alter-egos act like us?

Cook: No. I hate liver.

Ke$ha: Even with bacon?
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