With Sadness in My Heart and Joy in My Mind
Previously, David Cook, Lee DeWyze, Adam Lambert, Ke$ha, and the Followills' neglected Rock Cred had penetrated to the eighth circle of hell, where they discovered that the Giant Cook Baby has a true foodie's appreciation of organ meats.
Giant Cook Baby: You're also too delicate to survive without this!
It yanks out Cook's liver and dangles it in the air above their heads.
GCB: Yummy!
Ke$ha: Ew! That's offal.
Cook: Can't we work out a compromise?
Lambert: I think the moment for that was before you started arguing with it.
Cook [to Lambert]: Like you were the soul of tact with yours--
Lambert: My alter-ego worked on the theory of 'rip first, ask later.'
DeWyze: So do our alter-egos act like us?
Cook: No. I hate liver.
Ke$ha: Even with bacon?
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Giant Cook Baby: You're also too delicate to survive without this!
It yanks out Cook's liver and dangles it in the air above their heads.
GCB: Yummy!
Ke$ha: Ew! That's offal.
Cook: Can't we work out a compromise?
Lambert: I think the moment for that was before you started arguing with it.
Cook [to Lambert]: Like you were the soul of tact with yours--
Lambert: My alter-ego worked on the theory of 'rip first, ask later.'
DeWyze: So do our alter-egos act like us?
Cook: No. I hate liver.
Ke$ha: Even with bacon?
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